August 25, 2008
Sean Connery's autobiography hits stores
It's called Being a Scot. I wonder if he just slapped some words on the page or hired a ghostwriter to punch it up? I wonder if he talks any smack? Well, it's sure to be a hit. Wait, I already did that one. I mean, it'll be a smash!
http://blowingsmokethemovie.com/cgi-bin/mt-app/mt-tb.cgi/2772
Would someone else please say "I got that", so that I don't feel super-old?
Thanks oodles.
Also, can we point out this guy made a lot of mediocre films? ("Wrong is Right", anyone? I'd never have bought a ticket if those early Bond movies --a hurricane-like force of nature for which he ought not take too much credit-- hadn't meant so much to my moist young soul fifteen years earlier.) He really had no taste for projects. Without good taste to guide him, he abused the privilege of our trust in him. ("The Name of the Rose," anyone?)
But if you find a torrent for the Anderson Tapes, think of me.
(Hey, that's ironic! Torrent for the Anderson Tapes! Get it?)
Hey, just sitting here, I think I figured out why at least one of those movies got made.
(And actually, if they shot "The Name of the Rose" again with better lighting and framing, it might be worth watching.)
Comment by Crid [cridcridatgmail] on August 26, 2008 12:56 AM
Treach, you missed a great opportunity to make a pun about his abuse of women there!
Crid crid crid crid, Name of the Rose was very good- the whole movie was worth seeing that naked girl, no matter what you say: that was GENIUS acting on Connery's part to show that bronzed naked Italian girl. Genius! He should have won an Oscar for her butt. Valentina Vargas' nakidity was very, very, very, very important to my moist 15 year old person.
Excuse me, I need to go look for a special type of compilation on TorrentSpy.
Comment by James Clancy Wolfhaven Wiggum on August 27, 2008 12:52 AM



