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July 01, 2008

A-Rod is putting his bat in Madonna's dugout?*

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Music • Sports • Women
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That sound you just heard was every sighted heterosexual male in North America shuddering:

Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna's seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out -- and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City...

A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."

Maybe there's an innocent explanation. Maybe she's helping him with strength training:

madonna.jpg

Seriously, when did she start turning into Iggy Pop?

*I'm pretty sure I got the proportions correct there.

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Comments

Hey man, maybe A-Rod has a lust for life...

Comment by the arquette sisters on July 1, 2008 12:58 PM

Does she look kind of like Christopher Walken in this photo?
Is it just me?

Comment by lauraw on July 2, 2008 6:57 AM

Anything unpleasant you can think of to look at, she bears a resemblance.

Comment by Treach on July 2, 2008 8:51 AM

I was just watching ESPNews, and they're reporting that one of the NY papers has said that A-Rod and his wife are splitting up just a few months after the birth of their second kid. I've never seen his wife, but I'd imagine she's probably some kind of Cthulhu-like monster if he's leaving her for that.

Comment by Sean M. on July 3, 2008 1:53 AM

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Comment by nick on July 28, 2008 9:43 PM