Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

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April 14, 2008

They added the mask to make up for her obvious iron deficiency

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Movies • Women
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Worst. Lede. Ever*.

(*- He wrote while eating an extra large nachos listening to the LOTR soundtrack.)

Comment by James Wiggum on April 14, 2008 6:09 PM

Lede? You mean headline. Worst headline.

Comment by Treach on April 14, 2008 7:19 PM

Can someone tell me which of this horrendous woman's films has actually made any, you know - money? Shakespeare in Love? OK, I guess that's one. Sliding Doors? Nah.

Comment by Dmac on April 15, 2008 7:57 AM

This one will. In spite of her.

Comment by Treach on April 15, 2008 10:27 AM

Sigh. And her mom was such a good actress, too. What happened?

Comment by mojo on April 15, 2008 11:52 AM

I always got the impression that Blythe Danner and Bruce Paltrow really spoiled their little Princess - private arts schools in NYC and all that jazz. The overweening attitude, contempt for the "little people," the Angliophilic wanna - be pretensions; it's all there.

Comment by Dmac on April 15, 2008 12:11 PM

Yes yes, you know what I mean.

Comment by James Wiggum on April 15, 2008 5:49 PM

Someone at Vogue needs to play more Photoshop Hero!

Comment by darkurthe on April 16, 2008 12:12 PM