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Monday
April 14, 2008

I smell hoax

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Media • Women

monroe200.jpgThe NY Post is claiming a new film has surfaced of Marilyn Monroe blowing a guy before she was famous:

An illicit copy of the steamy, still-FBI-classified reel -- 15 minutes of 16mm film footage in which the original blond bombshell performs oral sex on an unidentified man -- was just sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million, said Keya Morgan, the well-known memorabilia collector who discovered the film and brokered its purchase.

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-'60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe's sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.

This Morgan douche claimed he found the son of a "confidential FBI informant" who still had the flick stowed away in a safe deposit box, and he brokered the sale to a "wealthy New York businessman who wants to keep this unseemly part of Monroe's past buried." So in other words, this movie has been sitting around for over 50 years, he's one of the only people who's ever seen it, and he has no proof. And he's talking to the Post. Sounds fishy to me, no pun intended. I'll believe it when I see it.


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Comments

And during those fifty years, mind you, the pre-polyester nitro-cellulose film didn't even degrade!

It's a miracle!

Comment by mojo on April 14, 2008 12:17 PM

I wouldn't want to see it if it were true. Don't get me wrong - Marilyn Monroe . . . naked . . . sex . . . hell yeah. But some things are best left to the imagination.

If I want to watch slutty movie stars I can watch that Lohan gal.

Comment by TRO on April 14, 2008 12:41 PM

I remember hearing this particular rumour in the mid '70s when I was a kid. The film may have been transfered before it deteriorated.

Comment by Markus on April 14, 2008 1:45 PM

Uh huh. At home, in his basement, using his home film transfer rig, no doubt...

Comment by mojo on April 14, 2008 1:59 PM