Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Wednesday
March 19, 2008

Your life: It's really not so bad

Female Jackie D | Category: Crazy

I haven't (yet - the day is young) been fired from a job, but if I ever am, I hope it's for something less embarrassing than stealing hot dogs.

Also: Did you wake up from routine surgery today to find yourself with a surprising new anus? No? Then you have nothing to complain about.

Stealing Hotdogs is totally the name of my next album. Either that or a thoroughly unpleasant act of perversion. New Anus is my autobiography.


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