Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Thursday
March 13, 2008

Since when is sitting on the can a crime?

Female Jackie D | Category: Crazy
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I don't think I'd choose to spend two years perched on the commode, but even if I did, I wouldn't expect for arrests to be made over it.

On a more serious, somber note - this lunatic is going to make you feel so much better about your rotten life:

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," [the sheriff] said. "The hospital removed it...She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

Okay, so the cops are deciding whether or not to file charges against the woman's boyfriend for...letting her take her time on the toilet? Land of the free, my ass. (No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little.)

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I found the guy's myspace.
It says he's single.

(myspace ID: 16721010)

Comment by Bruce on March 13, 2008 8:37 AM

When it is a can of Dr Pepper and you are in Alabama it is!

Comment by darkurthe on March 13, 2008 2:05 PM