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March 19, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker needs more serious problems

Female Jackie D | Category: Women
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I have no idea why she's so hurt and upset that Maxim thinks she's the unsexiest woman in the world. For one thing, does she really want to appeal to the average Maxim reader? It's not like Miller Light-drinking douches in "GIRLS GONE WILD FILM CREW" t-shirts buy a lot of Sex and the City DVDs. For another thing, she's got to know that she's the kind of non-threatening woman who is only found attractive by other females and gay men. Speaking of whom, she says her husband Matthew Broderick was insulted by the Maxim piece because it questioned his "judgement". Yeah, what a crushing way for him to find out that when people refer to his hideous beard, they don't mean the hair on his face.

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"Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not.


That big-ass wart on your chin probably ain't helping, either.

Comment by Sean M. on March 20, 2008 3:20 AM

So does this mean that there won't be any rumors of a 'sex' tape of SJP any time soon? Thank you, thank you , thank you Maxim.

Comment by J WIlson on March 20, 2008 8:24 AM

Talk to the stable hands, buttercup.

Comment by bustoff on March 25, 2008 2:57 PM