Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Friday
March 21, 2008

Ryan Phillippe screwed the pooch

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He certainly hasn't been screwing anything else if you believe him. Ryan says he had the chance to hook up with Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Lindsay Lohan. He passed them all up, though, he claims. Suddenly my image of him is totally blown. Maybe he is a man of substance! Yeah, if that substance is jizz. I'm not buying his denials for a second. You can tell he's the kind of guy who'd hook up with any girl whose head was flat enough to set his beer on while she gives him a BJ in the bathroom stall at Les Deux.


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perhaps he prefers cock?

Comment by Bruce on March 21, 2008 7:28 PM