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March 24, 2008

Perez Hilton's age finally matches his IQ

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Media
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Ugh. Happy 30th, fatbody.

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I would send him a gift, but I have no idea where to buy blue hair dye.

Comment by darkurthe on March 24, 2008 2:17 PM

Man, that guy's only a year older than I am, and he's actually done... something... with his life.

Comment by Mark V. on March 24, 2008 7:05 PM

Has he?

Comment by Treach on March 24, 2008 7:38 PM

It has finally occurred to me you're not talking about Paris Hilton: I had simply assumed the "he" pronounish portion of the Perez thing was just another form of ridicule, but you're actually speaking about a non-Paris person.

Ok, so who is he? He looks like a Brady Bunch extra, the Very Special Episode where Greg has a lost retarded brother and we learn about oxygen deprivation in the womb.

I am also wondering how out-of-it I am that I knew not ONE PERSON in his entourage...single vague exception of that guy with the chin threatening Lebensraum on the rest of his face in the first line of photos (with the white, 1980's collar up, J Crew look for the camera). Some recess of my mind says he's a third string something, somewhere.

Are these people happening? Do I need to enter the Gen-X home?

Comment by James Wiggum on March 25, 2008 2:35 AM