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March 02, 2008

My five-word DVD review of Beowulf: Director's Cut

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Movies

Grendel's mom is a MILF*!

*Monster In Lady's Form


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Comments

The big question: in this "unrated" version, did they do away with the strategically-placed hide-the-banana scenery?

Comment by Keith on March 3, 2008 9:53 AM

No, dammit! Not a Beowang to be seen.

Comment by Treach on March 3, 2008 2:06 PM

Sigh. My Nordic fantasies remain unfulfilled.

Comment by Keith on March 3, 2008 8:22 PM

Beowulf's animation was all around impressive, though the characters' movement reminded me a lot of Shrek.

Comment by patrick on March 4, 2008 10:21 AM

Strangely enough, the more human-like these CGI puppets look, the less real they seem. The most realistic one in terms of body movements and facial expressions was Grendel!

Comment by Treach on March 4, 2008 12:35 PM