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February 21, 2008

Producers of BRIT Awards shocked to discover that Sharon Osbourne is a foul-mouthed harridan

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Crazy • Music • Women
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Who knew? I haven't been able to find a clip on YouTube yet, but apparently one of the presenters was too hammered to read the teleprompter and announce whatever stupid award he was giving. Sharon, having had some experience dealing with incoherent drunks, ran up and started cussing the guy out and generally making a spectacle of herself. The presenter is named Vic Reeves, if that's supposed to mean something:

The 55-year-old mother of three barged Reeves aside, grabbed the statuette from him and said: "Shut up, you're p***ed, p*** off you b******," as she decided to reveal who the winner of the Best British Album award was herself.

But in an embarrassing onstage scrap, Reeves managed to shout it out first.

When asked for comment, Ozzy quipped, "I, I, I, uh, hazzabuh schnab kumpidduh... um... Sharon! Sharon!!!" He then urinated down the front of his sweatpants.

BTW, if you don't know what the BRIT Awards are, they're kind of like the British version of the Grammys, except even less important.

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... they're kind of like the British version of the Grammys, except even less important.

That's like saying someone discovered a number higher than infinity.

Comment by pete on February 21, 2008 2:07 PM

Wow, you speak Ozzy? I thought no one but Sharon knew what the hell he was talking about for the last thirty years.

Impressive!

Comment by Tman on February 21, 2008 3:12 PM

Shnin fummuh higgudy!

Comment by Treach on February 21, 2008 4:05 PM

??? I just happened to catch the end of the show last night, and it all seemed pretty good-natured and no big deal.

Comment by pete on February 22, 2008 1:34 PM

(Then again, I did grow up on a pirate ship.)

Comment by pete on February 22, 2008 1:36 PM