Now, I may have mentioned a time or two that I think Lindsay Lohan is sort of hot. Sure, she's tanorexic and always looks like she needs a good bath. Let's not even get into her attachment to leggings. But she strikes me as a girl who likes to have a good time for herself, first and foremost. She's not skanking it up to make guys happy. She's skanking it up because she's a skank and loves it! There's something admirable in that. (Unless I have daughters someday, in which case it's abhorrent.)

So you can imagine my disappointment when I saw Lindsay's risqué shoot for New York magazine (NSFW). Homegirl is broke, so I don't know why she didn't just save it for Playboy, because at least they know how to use an airbrush. Lindsay looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet - and you know she has. But I'd have preferred it if the photo editors had helped us pretend otherwise.

Also disappointing: the rack. It looks a lot perkier covered up.

*Alternate title for this post: The one that motivates NOW to put a bounty on my head.