Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Tuesday
February 26, 2008

Christina Aguilera's boobs are bigger than her head

Female Jackie D | Category: Women

This isn't a bad thing, and obviously motherhood is a beautiful spectacle, etc. But is anyone else creeped out by the very prominent blue veins that are practically glowing from underneath the surface of Xtina's skin? Just looking at those suckers makes me crave a nice gorgonzola with a chilled glass of Sunkist. Imagine how brightly those veins would be shining through if she hadn't spent half her life under the UVA lights of the tanning bed!


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Comments

"Just looking at those suckers makes me crave a nice gorgonzola with a chilled glass of Sunkist"

You know that's odd, because it makes me think of titty-fucking. Hm. Well, it's a diverse world.

Comment by James Wiggum on March 4, 2008 8:13 AM