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Tuesday
January 22, 2008

Scarlett Johansson is the perfect pin-up girl

Female Jackie D | Category: Women

She's in Kuwait visiting soldiers, and I really can't think of a better woman* to be giving comfort to our boys in the war zone. She's got the shape and pretty face of the pin-up girls of yesteryear, and I think she should stop acting and just stick to this full-time.

*Except maybe Parasite, but that's only if we can arrange for a "tragic terrorist action" on her very first visit. I have a feeling she's like a cockroach, though, and - as with her many STDs - can't be taken out by anything modern science and weaponry has to throw at her.


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Comments

Well good for her. You're right too. She does look like one of the throwbacks there. I mean that in a good way. And the guys look happy to see her.

Comment by PowWow on January 22, 2008 9:48 PM