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January 25, 2008

Eva Longoria proves the rule

Female Jackie D | Category: Web • Women
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Our buddy Irwin is virulently anti-bangs. The likes of Brigitte Bardot kept me from agreeing with him. After seeing Eva Longoria with bangs, I am forced to admit that there was only one Brigitte Bardot. Irwin was right and I was wrong to question him. It won't happen again.

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To be honest though, she doesn't really have bangs, she has little banglettes, which are a different type altogether. I've alway been cool with the fade-into-her-blonde-hair semi-bangs. It's those "Me pa wents to go gets some roadkills fer suppers" straight mushroom "my head exploded with hair right here" bangs that look like shit.

I've seen scattered ones, I was back looking for one girl in particular to show you- of course, it might have been the fact she was utterly drop-dead gorgeous and naked. Gorgeous naked women do so very much have the ability to overwhelm other critical faculties. I'll post it here for the men to peruse and get back to you.

Holy Christ. The feminization of the male population is made complete. Men are talking about bangs. Come now, oh Lord, and bring to those of us You consider Righteous in your Eyes the Peace of the Kingdom of Everafter through Your Judgement of Man. Because clearly, this is the last sign.

Comment by James Wiggum on January 25, 2008 3:51 PM

Well it's about time. Glad to have you on board.

Comment by Irwin Handleman on January 25, 2008 3:54 PM

I found out years after the fact that my husband hated the short haircut I had when we were first dating.

He told me that when I'd go to the salon and come back with even shorter hair, he would cringe.
Now I keep it long-to-shoulder length and he likes it.

I'm generally against men having an opinion on these matters.

Comment by lauraw on January 26, 2008 7:52 AM

Yeah, why should we have an opinion on what we find attractive. We're only the ones that have to have sex with you.

Comment by Irwin Handleman on January 26, 2008 4:56 PM

Bettie Page, man. Bettie Page.

Comment by Treach on January 26, 2008 8:03 PM

Well Steve, laura has a point- not that what we find attractive, but us having opinions about hair to begin with. It's ok to have the opinion, it's friggin' sitting around talking about it like girls. So we shouldn't have opinions. Except about length. The longer is better- I remember the first girl I had extended girlfriendy carnal relations with after high school ended had the beginning of the hippy-hair revival in the 90's (when 80's hair was starting to blessedly go away); long hair, down about six inches off her gorgeous waist. The longer her hair, the longer...I thought about her.

Comment by James Wiggum on January 27, 2008 4:19 AM