Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Thursday
December 27, 2007

Talentless, average-looking starlet in DUI shock

Female Jackie D | Category: Women

For good measure, Mischa Barton also had illegal narcotics on her, and was driving without a license. The best part is how she morphed into Sebastian "Skid Row" Bach for her mug shot. For reals.


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Comments

Average-looking only in the genuine, literal, truth-telling sense. I saw her go into the Apple store at the Grove with her billionaire boyfriend once --this is a woman with intense personal data-processing needs-- and the vibe wasn't beauty as much as it was charisma. The boyfriend shortly re-appeared outside in order smoke.

Youthful charisma has half-life of 14 seconds. Ask your little brother about this (after graduation).

Comment by Crid on December 27, 2007 6:30 PM