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Wednesday
December 19, 2007

Cher's bear

Female Jackie D | Category: Women

Cher is reportedly concerned that her daughter Chastity's weight has ballooned to the point where she is "the same weight as the average female grizzly bear". I say, if you name your daughter after the virtue of not getting laid, don't be surprised when eating is her only pleasure in life.

UPDATE: The Daily Mail has substantially altered their story, including removing the quotes about her weighing the same as a grizzly bear. They'd claimed she weighs 23 stone (322 pounds) and now say she weighs a whole lot less - 252 pounds. Hmm, maybe Cher's lawyers made a few phone calls...or maybe a big old lesbo grizzly bear came knocking.


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