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November 20, 2007

"Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people to eat..."

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Crazy
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From the Jimmy Dean complaint line. (thx, consumerist) I ate sausage every day too, before I knew about things like "cholesterol" and "human mortality." For you math whizzes out there, 12 ounces of sausage for 5 people comes out to a mere 2.4 oz. each. Compared to the 16 oz. size, that is a full .8 oz. of sausage this man is not packing into his arteries each day, or approximately 9.43 years added to his lifespan. Please, Jimmy Dean Sausage, do the right thing: Bring back your 16 oz. package and get Randy Taylor off this planet as soon as possible.

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You should forward this to STUMPY.

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Comment by fahs ibair on November 20, 2007 11:20 AM

Yep.

Comment by Treach on November 20, 2007 11:58 AM

"I'm gonna eat goddamit!"

Randy Taylor has just bumped you down a notch on my list.

Comment by Zelda on November 20, 2007 4:41 PM

He'd fall dead of a coronary the second you opened your blouse!

Comment by Treach on November 20, 2007 5:29 PM

All part of the plan.

Comment by Zelda on November 20, 2007 6:01 PM

Oh man, I hope somebody makes this a whole comic strip character thing -- sort of like Mark Trail or Mary Worth.

Comment by Jason S. on November 20, 2007 7:54 PM