October 02, 2007
George Clooney's misery is my joy
And the Cincinnati Bengals' loss is my gain. George is a big Bengals fan - he's from the area, and his parents Nick and Nina are beloved local celebrities - so is bummed about how badly they suck. (So was Irwin, for one night only.)
I really could not give two craps about any sport, but since I live within spitting distance from Paul Brown Stadium, I'm thrilled whenever the Bengals lose. It means I don't have to hear honking horns and drunk, jubilant fans screaming in the streets until 3AM. (For some reason, losing doesn't make them go crazy, just very quiet. I'm probably living in a town full of serial killers waiting to happen.)
http://blowingsmokethemovie.com/cgi-bin/mt-app/mt-tb.cgi/1840
You are dead to me.
Seriously, 3 AM?? We've only played about 4 night games (3 on Monday) in like 15 years. All the rest end around 4:30 pm. But I'll tell ya' what, I got tix to the Jets game (that actually will end around 7:45 pm). If we win, I promise to get drunk, honk my horn and scream until 3 am.
Comment by JohnO on October 3, 2007 4:56 PM
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and I thought we were a positive influence on you Jackie.
I'll just go sit in a corner and eat worms.



