I've written before about this golddigger. Now she's talking publicly about why she dumped her multi-millionaire husband for Seinfeld as soon as she got home from the honeymoon.

I had left a relationship where I was sort of supposed to be someone I wasn't. That relationship was never going to work, and I met someone who was heaven and earth to me.

By "someone I wasn't" she means "someone who can live on a measly $1 million per month allowance" and by "heaven and earth to me" she means "$5 million a month to me". In the same interview, Seinfeld himself reveals that his wife got knocked up within two months of marriage, which shows she also knew that in order to guarantee a lifelong paycheck, it's crucial to have at least one of the sucker's brats.

I may sound bitter, but the truth is that I'm just jealous. At this point, I'd marry George Costanza. You know those syndication residuals are no small change! Just don't ask me if I'd stoop as low as Newman. Okay, I totally would.