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Wednesday
April 11, 2007

The open sore test

Female Jackie D | Category: Women

Whether or not you're still on spring break, this is the kind of tip that's useful beyond vacation and into everyday life as a skank:

Leave a cup full of fresh squeezed lemon juice on the bedside table. When you bring a girl home, dip your fingers in it and if the girl experiences any, uh, discomfort, give her the boot.

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