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March 08, 2007

You're totally normal

Female Jackie D | Category: Blowing Off
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Compared to these guys, anyway:

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Just so we're clear: motors = cars, and pavements = sidewalks. And you thought having the hots for Joy Behar was shameful.

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With that voice, it would be easier to get aroused by a car or sidewalk.

Comment by Mark V. on March 8, 2007 10:58 PM

I'll second Mark there. A nice, curvy sports car or a lowly hole in the ground would be preferable to a roll in the hay with screechy, horrible, ironically-named Joy. Now, if you want to get really nasty, you'd ask us about Joy vs. Rosie.

Personally, I think I'd choose ritual suicide.

Comment by Sean M. on March 9, 2007 2:08 AM