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Saturday
March 17, 2007

Jay Pinkerton is funny

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After spending an entire night in a crowded Irish pub sipping green lager, I have come to two conclusions about St. Patrick's Day: firstly, drunk people are morons. Secondly, this first conclusion is hardly late-breaking news. I'm beginning to realize there isn't actually a story here. Once a year, everybody in America collectively forgets that Ireland's a sour little mud puddle full of wife-punching redheads that isn't worth giving the correct time to, let alone celebrating. Everyone drinks until their brains implode, does something chronically stupid and wakes up pantsless and filthy behind an Olive Garden. Ditch the green food coloring and you'd just call it Friday.

Read these and all the other words. I like beer.

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I always feel always feel a little guilty celebrating St. Patrick's Day. I'm part English, which means my ancestors probably hunted Irish for sport.

And they also may have boiled Irish babies and eaten them, but I think that was probably just a book.

Comment by Mark V. on March 18, 2007 12:48 AM
Once a year, everybody in America collectively forgets that Ireland's a sour little mud puddle full of wife-punching redheads that isn't worth giving the correct time to, let alone celebrating.
Whereas Canada--where Jay hails from--is a big, frozen wasteland full of Frogs, toothless hockey players, surgery patients who can't wait to get to Detroit or Upstate New York, and over-polite pantywaists whose main contribution to world literature is a series of books for little girls. Christ, they can't even get bacon right up there.

(But Jay's a funny guy. I'll give him that.)

Comment by Sean M. on March 18, 2007 12:59 AM

Sean: Love you, guy.

Comment by Crid on March 18, 2007 11:17 AM