Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Monday
March 26, 2007

I hope you already ate lunch

Residents of a Bleecker St. apartment building were stunned yesterday when their complaints about a foul odour seeping from a 15th-floor apartment led to the discovery of hundreds of pigeons and cannibal mice being raised by a man later detained under the province's mental health act.

The free-flying birds and caged rodents were found crammed inside the small apartment, which was fouled with animal droppings and littered with valuable books and an extensive collection of pornography.

The books and porn were protected with plastic wrappings, a human society inspector said, suggesting the occupant knew his wildlife collection was creating a mess.

This fine sense of priorities is what made me worry it may have been one of our blog's readers, but then the whole part about him reading books reassured me.


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