Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Wednesday
March 21, 2007

I have seen Paris Hilton's future

Female Jackie D | Category: TV • Women

Yes, her future will involve lots of oozing genital sores, but so does her life right now. But if daddy disowned Paris, she might end up like Tori Spelling:

Throughout the show, Tori tackily talks about her inheritance, and how low it was, and how she’s so in debt now. And then they go to her “storage unit” which is actually a warehouse, and she has MILLIONS OF DOLLARS worth of furniture, clothes, and memorabilia. And then after complaining about how broke they are, and visiting a financial advisor, instead of preparing for their estate sale, Tori goes out shopping.

Paris is supposedly making her own money now, but I'm pretty sure she'd still bitch about being 'broke' if she was written out of the will.


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