Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Thursday
March 08, 2007

How awesome would a Britney/EVH album be?*

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Music

Eddie Van Halen is in rehab, killing what little hope there was of a tour this year. I'm so depressed, I'm not even going to look up Van Halen song titles on allmusic.com and try to make rehab jokes out of them.

*None. It would be none awesome.


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Comments

Daaaaaamnnnn....took a nigga a long as time for them drugs to get on top of him. What, it had to be almost thirty years for him to become an addict enough that he needed rehab?

'Cause you know he was doing drugs about ten seconds after he first played Eruption on that little wooden stool his brother then told him to play on with his back turned to the audience (so they wouldn't steal his chops).

Comment by James V. on March 8, 2007 9:15 PM