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Tuesday
February 27, 2007

Jenna Jameson to star in remake of Howard the Duck

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Women
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The Superficial sez:

Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in.

I know how: Because Chuck Lidell allowed it.


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Comments

WAUGGHHHHH!!!

Comment by pete on February 27, 2007 10:59 AM

No lie: When I saw this photo, I thought it was Jessica Biel wearing a bad wig.

Comment by Jackie on February 27, 2007 12:09 PM

She almost looks like Joan Rivers.

Comment by Jason S. on February 27, 2007 12:40 PM

Now what was the name of the character played by Helena Bonham Carter in the "Planet of the Apes" remake?

Looks like that.

Only shaved, bleached and taken to the tannery for fine leathers...

Gak.

Comment by Wyatt Wingfoot on February 27, 2007 3:40 PM

Would any one of us be surprised to listen to her talk and here Moe Sizlacks voice coming out?

"Oh come here and let me love you up" (cough, hack)

Comment by James V on February 27, 2007 6:59 PM

Mmmm.. Minty Crystal Meth for Minty Fresh Breath...

Comment by Kenneth Noisewater on February 28, 2007 1:18 PM