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Thursday
January 18, 2007

I don't like thinking about Hugh Hefner's sperm count

Female Jackie D | Category: Blowing Off
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But with all the stories about how he might be impregnating his favorite girlfriend, Holly "The One" Madison, how can I not? Even my fiance, who studiously avoids all celebrity 'news', knew about this one - hell, he's the one who told me about it. (Maybe he has a secret Hef News RSS feed? Sick. The wedding's off!)

Anyway, the teenage daughter of a good friend of mine is really good friends with Hef's two teenage sons, Marston and Cooper. They live with their mom, Hef's ex-wife Kimberly, in a house on the same grounds as the Playboy Mansion. Apparently their life is super-normal, except for the part where they're teenage boys who routinely throw parties at the Playboy Mansion for all their high school buds.

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Hey, now he and the kid can be in diapers at the same time!

Comment by mojo on January 19, 2007 7:50 AM

Which sperm cell will be the first to hit the egg? The one with the fastest wheelchair.

Comment by JT on January 19, 2007 2:21 PM