Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Tuesday
December 19, 2006

LA-specific text templates

Female Jackie D | Category: LA

Stee's come up with a bunch of them that he thinks cell phone providers should pre-load onto their phones, along with the usual "Need more info" and "On my way".

"Stuck at light at Highland and Franklin"

"Getting colonic"

"Being chased by paparazzi"

"Punched my assistant. Send bail"

"Getting boobs"

"Stuck at light at Sunset and La Brea"

"Stuck at clusterfuck light at Beverly / Temple / Virgil"

"Stuck on 405. Go on without me"

"I have herpes. Get checked"

"Getting carjacked, will call back"

More here.


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Comments

Where was the "More here" link supposed to take us?

Comment by chaika on December 19, 2006 12:36 PM

I wouldn't go around admitting that you couldn't figure that one out, brainiac.

Comment by Jackie on December 19, 2006 2:39 PM

Son of a...

Comment by chaika on December 19, 2006 2:49 PM