Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Tuesday
December 05, 2006

Carrot Top vs Larry King

This might be a girl thing, but every time I meet someone really ugly or otherwise revolting, I am immediately flooded with mental images of what it would be like to have sex with that person. It's horrific. So you can imagine how troubled my poor brain is after seeing this picture of Carrot Top and this one of Larry King.


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Comments

Oh my God. I thought I was the only one who ever did that. I especially think about it when I see pictures of rich guys who are notably repellent, yet are certainly getting laid all the time, and I can't help thinking about "eeweee....how could anyone..."

Are we wierd?

Comment by stubby on December 5, 2006 12:26 PM

Well, you're a woman named Stubby, so I don't know about this 'we' business...

Seriously, though, I've been doing this since before I'd even had sex. It's a gift and a curse.

Comment by Jackie on December 5, 2006 3:24 PM