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November 16, 2006

Now we know why it's called the Badger State

Male Jim Treacher | Category: Blowing Off
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Wisconsinite Bryan James Hathaway charged with banging a dead deer he found on the side of the road. His lawyer is arguing that it isn't illegal since the poor critter had already passed on, because he's a lawyer.

But hey, who am I to judge? I think we've all been there: You're lonely, you're ready to give up, and suddenly God smiles down and you turn around and there he/she/it is. If it happens to be an animal carcass rotting in a ditch, so be it. Nobody said love was meant to last, so you take it while you can get it. Leave him alone, you racists.

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That does it. This is the funniest weblog on the internets....and the most thought provoking.

Comment by Idiot (the) on November 16, 2006 2:54 PM

I'm imagining that he uttered something like "hook 'em, horns!" during the...er, activity. Yeah, activity - that works.

Comment by Dmac on November 16, 2006 2:59 PM

Is the term correctly zoonecrophilia or necrozoophilia? Or James Brolin?

Comment by Wyatt Wingfoot on November 17, 2006 3:07 PM