August 01, 2006
A special message from me to you
Unfortunately for our readers, I will be picking up your slack (which, by the way, is sticky and smells funny).
Comment by Jackie D on August 1, 2006 4:01 PM
I would love to help but I am guessing the only comments I would get would be something like "Bring Treacher back" or "Where is Treacher when you need him".
I guess the safest posts would be the ones with naked pictures of large breasted women. Oh! I just remembered that we turned the profanity filter off.
Shit!

Hey, when is Treacher coming back? Did you know Treach was funny? Hey, that Treach guy kept me coming back!
But seriously, yes. Naked pictures of women would make up some of the slack. No, it wasn't a joke- can't you see the expression on my face? Well no, but it really is serious, halfway between the look you give when the kid puts a kegger party you catch when you come home early and the look you give when the dog poops on the rug. That serious. Naked. Girls. Let this be your guiding philosophy.
Comment by James V. on August 1, 2006 11:48 PM



