Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Sunday
December 04, 2005

Beauty is on the screen of the beholder.

Male James Orr (Director) | Category: Digital
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Teri Hatcher is ugly.
Cameron Diaz is ugly.
Bill Clinton looks like W.C. Fields.
But (sigh of relief) Eva Longoria is flawless!

I WANT MY SKANK TV!

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You must have a thing for hot latin chicks? hmmmm?

Comment by wendy on December 4, 2005 8:06 PM

Too skinny. Darlin' needs a pizza intervention.

Gila Golan had that look down pat years ago...

Comment by richard mcenroe on December 7, 2005 5:59 PM

Jim,


How are your feelings about Spanglish's Paz Vega? You could cast her for your next cinematic tour d'force:


Latina Domestic of the Father of the Bride III?

Comment by Rob in NoVA on December 8, 2005 8:21 AM

You're right, Paz is very beautiful....but Eva Longoria has clearly been a very bad girl this year. Someone will be putting a lump of coal in her stocking this Christmas! Wish it were me...Lord have mercy!

Comment by James on December 8, 2005 8:45 AM

Jim! Is it you? This is your ol' buddy Greg.
Were in the world are you?
Lets make a movie!
Reply to my email if you get this. I'm in Austin.
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Comment by Greg on December 10, 2005 10:07 AM

Greg,
You're looking for the Texas James Orr....I'm the Los Angeles James Orr....different guy....but it has caused problems for me over the years because he directed "They Still Call Me Bruce" which some people think I directed.

Comment by James on December 10, 2005 1:53 PM