Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Monday
November 07, 2005

Or maybe I've just watched too much Oz?

| Category: Blowing Off

According to Wentworth Miller, star of my new favorite awful TV show, Prison Break, what would happen to his character Michael Scofield in a real-life prison?

"He'd be shanked in 5 seconds."

For starters! Other things that would happen to Scofield:

  • He would be raped in his cell.
  • He would be raped in the showers.
  • He would be raped in the yard.
  • He would be raped in the warden's office.
  • By the warden.
  • With the head guard recording it with a video camera.
  • The resulting DVD would be called Jailhouse Cock, and my copy would be on Repeat all. Day. Long.

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