Blowing Smoke: A movie about poker, cigars, women, and getting screwed

Monday
August 08, 2005

The Soft Sell

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Buy the DVD! The only thing I can add to what Kamal said, from a movie buff's perspective: Theaters stink. If I buy a ticket to watch some cars crashing and greasy rednecks hollering and Jessica's boobies bouncing around, I don't really want to hear some guy yakking on his little cellphone with his JO buddy. Not that I'm jealous. Plus, getting off the couch, putting on pants, it's this whole big to-do. Why bother?

The movie will also be available for download soon, if you just can't wait for a DVD to come in the mail. We hear ya. Sheesh, life is short! I don't know all the technical details, but I'm told that the little gnomes who live in the Internet are working hard to bring that to you. If there was some way to beam it directly into your brain so you could watch it while you're plowing your SUV into my AMC Pacer hatchback, rest assured.

Well, I didn't do this yesterday because we wanted to keep the big announcement up top, but here are a few headlines, for the 3-7 of you who like these:

Paparazzi Shot at Totty's Tot-Party

Dead Actress Had Thoughts, Feelings

Bitch to Get Half

Ghoul Rules Aruba "News"

Heifer = Hoofer

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I read the article on the paparazzi being shot with a BB gun. My feeling is that he set up the shooting to drum up publicity for himself. That is pretty obvious. That theory will probably not make it to the mainstream media though.

Comment by Todd on August 8, 2005 12:19 PM