He was? Shit, I missed it.

Now you know I posted this comment thinking that the title of the previous one was part of this post, and that's cuz I'm a dumb bitch, but if you think about it Dog the Bounty Hunter could have been on the island. It would explain so much.

Or else the island is really the Island from The Island, and next season Charley's going to run into Sean Bean as the Evil Scientist, and someone's going to shoot five arrows into the evil scientist just as he starts to tell Charley what the hell is going on. Then I'm going to put my coffee table through the television.

First: He's wrong about people not wanting answers. Second: He's wrong about people wondering about Kate and Jack. People MAY wonder about Kate and Sawyer, but Jack is an A-Hole. Personally, I'm waiting for Kate to hook up with Claire. Or the Monster, that would be awesome. Then again, as long a she keeps taking off her clothes, I'll be watching. Kate, I mean, not the monster.

I was hoping the entire 2nd season would be a tastefully lit nude photo shoot with Kate, you know, the artistic kind with rose petals, silk sheets, maybe a coy over-the-shoulder glance or two. I guess you could throw blondie what's-her-name in there, I don't really care. But Kate in high def, maybe a little sweaty, because it's the tropics and such, there's your ratings champ.