Okay kids, here's the facts as I see it. We have this brand new fangled computer blog thing that no person on this Earth could possibly comprehend unless they have a degree in astro-physics or are under the age of ten.

After a few hours of trying to figure out how to turn on my computer (thank God my 6 year old, Buster, was nearby)then another day and a half to learn how to open the instructions from Meegan, I am finally here.

And what do I find hidden amongst the giga-bytes and cigar commercials...almost nothing!

Let's ignite this baby!

So what do we know so far...

Kamal likes to be POLITICALLY INCORRECT (Good for you Mr. A)

We all know that there's nothing funnier than saying the one thing that everyone's thinking and no one is saying. I have always prided myself on doing just that.(Machine gun towers on our Mexican borders was one of my most gasped at suggestions.)

However I must defer to the genius comic styling of Mr. Brian Scolaro when it comes to taking a well deserved swipe at anything and anyone that takes itself too seriously.

We have also learned here that Meegan does not really mind the word cunt. (Nor does a good sport named Adriana.)

To that I say Bravo!

I'll never forget hearing a huge gasp (rivalling that of the machine gun tower comment) when I called another dude a PUSSY at some bullshit Hollywood party. You know the party, filled with wanna be screen writers and Auschwitz-skinny women who "make hats". (Parties which I am never invited to anymore...)

I meant PUSSY like SISSY. Not PUSSY like CUNT. Hell, I could have meant PUSSY like CAT, but these lefty granola eaters were HORRIFIED!

What a bunch of CUNTS! No, I'm just kidding. See there, I did it. That's just what I was talking about, so now I'll never be invited back here either.

Anyway , Kamal may be non PC , but he is a generous and nice fellah and Meegan is really a LADY in the truest sense of the word so don't let them fool you.

Blowing Smoke was one of my more interesting experiences in Show Biz. I'll come back, if I'm allowed, and comment more on that later...